Famous lines by men

Hmmmmmm, why is it that when a man thinks he can get over on a woman he will use lines like these.

1. I am sorry hun but my phone was in my kids toybox. Yeah right! A work phone for two days!

2. It is my weekend with the kids so, might not be available to talk to you. When you call him, you find out that the only way he can see his kids is if he stays the weekend at his ex's house!

3. I am on my way to pick you up and will be there in 10 minutes. After 1 hour of him not showing up and 3 attempts to reach him by phone he calls and tells you that his friends called and invited him to stop by for a drink somewhere!

4. I promise that I am not married and or have no girlfriend so, will you call me? When you do call, his wife answers his phone!

5. My ex-girlfriend called and she is broke down on the side of the rode. I told her I would come help. 3 hours later your getting a phone call from your friends saying that they saw your man out with his ex at the movies!

6. I am going to a bachelor party and "NO" there will not be any strippers. You go to the bachelorette party and you and your girlfriends decided to go out to a strip bar only to end up at the same strip bar as your man!

7. Your man's phone rings and he says that it is a business call and that he must take it. Later you find out it was actually a female whom he met the night before!

8. She is just a friend! Later you find out that she is one of many in a very long list of others!

9. No honey, you are beautiful to me even though you have put on weight. Later, you over here your man talking to a friend saying how much he wished you would loose weight!

10. Your girlfriend's boyfriend has been getting a little to close for comfort but swares he is just being friendly. The next thing you know he is following you to your car and lays a huge kiss on you!

11. My phone froze in my pocket because it is so cold.

12. My phone is roaming so we will have to text from now on.

Yeah Right! Guys! Please stop thinking that your woman is STUPID and does'nt know what you are doing! A WOMAN ALWAYS KNOWS!!!!!