My Chinese Sign

Under the Chinese astrological signs, I am the "Goat"....read more

The Goat is the most easygoing of all the signs ... sensitive to other people's needs, kindhearted, flexible and social. Goats love life, and all forms of art will help them express their active energy and joie de vivre. When stressed, they can be moody and appear weak, but will stubbornly resist the opinions of others if they disagree. They are devoted to their loved ones, outgoing and quite outspoken about the world they live in.

Goats are both free-spirited and honest -- whatever they say about something or someone will not be far off the truth. They are well connected and loved because of their kind nature. It's common for their mothers to be their best friends. Goats are assertive but not dominant ... and tend to complete what others leave undone. They make great coworkers and superior friends ... as long as you allow them space to be creative.

New Years Eve 2009

It is the eve to a brand new year! It is time to take inventory of your life and yourself. If there are people, situations and negative influences that are keeping you unhappy, existing but not living, are toxic to you and do not allow you to be the best person you can be, live life to the fullest and accomplish your ...goals, it is time to take the "TRASH OUT"! Change yourself and life for the better.

A woman is.....

A woman is someone who has been there and done that

A woman is someone who knows every pick up line in the book and knows when someone is being fake.

A woman is someone who does not have time to play games but if necessary can play with the best

A woman is someone who is mature and strong

A woman is someone who is secure with who she is

A woman is someone who knows what she wants and does not want

A woman is someone who is sexy, seductive and comfortable with her own sexuality

A woman is someone who is experienced and knowledgeable of life's lessons

A woman is someone who is sensual, strong and independent

A woman is someone who is the backbone and matriarch of her family

A woman is someone who demands respect and nothing less from her friends, family and peers

A woman is someone who will not be underestimated or degraded

A woman is someone who is very selective and chooses her relationships wisely

A woman is someone who can be very caring, compassionate, nuturing and loving but protects her heart and interest at all cost

A woman is someone who knows when to let you go

A woman is........

Drunk dialing

Why is it that when a person gets drunk, they want to call a former girlfriend or boyfriend.

My friend Steph and her drunk dialing episodes include but are not limited to:

1. Calling her ex, talking seductively to him and not remembering it the next morning.

2. Calling her ex #2 and verbally abusing him.

3. Wearing the buttons out on her phone from text messenging someone she has'nt spoken to in years.

4. Hooking up with a 24 year old she met in the bar and then calling her ex's and telling them about it.

5. Ending up with an ex whom she just assume fell off the face of the earth then having to sneak out of the house the next morning.

6. Saying things that she would not say in a million years to an ex and then is shocked the next morning when she finds out what she said.

7. Calling a boyfriend to find out if she can come over only to find out that he is with someone else.

Theses are some of the reason's why you do not want to drunk dial!

Drinking and drunk dialing do not mix!

I still love her though!

Famous lines by men

Hmmmmmm, why is it that when a man thinks he can get over on a woman he will use lines like these.

1. I am sorry hun but my phone was in my kids toybox. Yeah right! A work phone for two days!

2. It is my weekend with the kids so, might not be available to talk to you. When you call him, you find out that the only way he can see his kids is if he stays the weekend at his ex's house!

3. I am on my way to pick you up and will be there in 10 minutes. After 1 hour of him not showing up and 3 attempts to reach him by phone he calls and tells you that his friends called and invited him to stop by for a drink somewhere!

4. I promise that I am not married and or have no girlfriend so, will you call me? When you do call, his wife answers his phone!

5. My ex-girlfriend called and she is broke down on the side of the rode. I told her I would come help. 3 hours later your getting a phone call from your friends saying that they saw your man out with his ex at the movies!

6. I am going to a bachelor party and "NO" there will not be any strippers. You go to the bachelorette party and you and your girlfriends decided to go out to a strip bar only to end up at the same strip bar as your man!

7. Your man's phone rings and he says that it is a business call and that he must take it. Later you find out it was actually a female whom he met the night before!

8. She is just a friend! Later you find out that she is one of many in a very long list of others!

9. No honey, you are beautiful to me even though you have put on weight. Later, you over here your man talking to a friend saying how much he wished you would loose weight!

10. Your girlfriend's boyfriend has been getting a little to close for comfort but swares he is just being friendly. The next thing you know he is following you to your car and lays a huge kiss on you!

11. My phone froze in my pocket because it is so cold.

12. My phone is roaming so we will have to text from now on.

Yeah Right! Guys! Please stop thinking that your woman is STUPID and does'nt know what you are doing! A WOMAN ALWAYS KNOWS!!!!!

A true friend is......

A true friend is:

1. One who is there for you but voices their concerns because they know you are in trouble and you can not see it.

2. Listens to you well past the fact that you should have been over a situation long ago.

3. A person who listens to you at 3am in the morning when you are crying your eyes out over a LOOSER!!!

4. One who says "your tears meaning nothing to everyone else but everything to them".

5. One who knows you are wrong but stands by your side while bringing reality to your eyes.

6. A person who loves you unconditionaly even when you put an abusive boyfriend before them.

7. A person who is non-judgemental and can trust with your deepest secrets.

8. A person you can rely upon to help and support your through your tough times.

9. A person who has a very TRUE heart even when you do not have one.

10. A person who will be there even when your husband, boyfriend, girlfriend or wife leaves you.

11. A person who knows the value of a true friendship and would never degrade you, talk about you behind your back and or spread malicious lies about you.

ARE YOU A TRUE FRIEND?

HUSBAND, BOYFRIENDS, GIRLFRIENDS, AND WIVES COME AND GO.....BUT TRUE FRIENDS ARE FOREVER!!!

If you were blind

If you were blind, would the sound of my voice attract you to me?

If you were blind, would the sound of my voice intrigue you to strike up a conversation with me?

If you were blind, would the sound of my voice and the way that I spoke attract you to my personality?

If you were blind, would the sound of my voice, the way that I spoke and my personality intrigue you enough to want to know the person inside of me?

If you were blind, but were attracted to the sound of my voice, the way that I spoke, my personality and the person inside of me, could you love me sight unseen?

These questions are to make a person think about getting the know someone for who they are on the inside and not for what they look like on the outside.