Thursday, December 31, 2009
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
A woman is.....
A woman is someone who has been there and done that
A woman is someone who knows every pick up line in the book and knows when someone is being fake.
A woman is someone who does not have time to play games but if necessary can play with the best
A woman is someone who is mature and strong
A woman is someone who is secure with who she is
A woman is someone who knows what she wants and does not want
A woman is someone who is sexy, seductive and comfortable with her own sexuality
A woman is someone who is experienced and knowledgeable of life's lessons
A woman is someone who is sensual, strong and independent
A woman is someone who is the backbone and matriarch of her family
A woman is someone who demands respect and nothing less from her friends, family and peers
A woman is someone who will not be underestimated or degraded
A woman is someone who is very selective and chooses her relationships wisely
A woman is someone who can be very caring, compassionate, nuturing and loving but protects her heart and interest at all cost
A woman is someone who knows when to let you go
A woman is........
Drunk dialing
Why is it that when a person gets drunk, they want to call a former girlfriend or boyfriend.
My friend Steph and her drunk dialing episodes include but are not limited to:
1. Calling her ex, talking seductively to him and not remembering it the next morning.
2. Calling her ex #2 and verbally abusing him.
3. Wearing the buttons out on her phone from text messenging someone she has'nt spoken to in years.
4. Hooking up with a 24 year old she met in the bar and then calling her ex's and telling them about it.
5. Ending up with an ex whom she just assume fell off the face of the earth then having to sneak out of the house the next morning.
6. Saying things that she would not say in a million years to an ex and then is shocked the next morning when she finds out what she said.
7. Calling a boyfriend to find out if she can come over only to find out that he is with someone else.
Theses are some of the reason's why you do not want to drunk dial!
Drinking and drunk dialing do not mix!
I still love her though!
Famous lines by men
Hmmmmmm, why is it that when a man thinks he can get over on a woman he will use lines like these.
1. I am sorry hun but my phone was in my kids toybox. Yeah right! A work phone for two days!
2. It is my weekend with the kids so, might not be available to talk to you. When you call him, you find out that the only way he can see his kids is if he stays the weekend at his ex's house!
3. I am on my way to pick you up and will be there in 10 minutes. After 1 hour of him not showing up and 3 attempts to reach him by phone he calls and tells you that his friends called and invited him to stop by for a drink somewhere!
4. I promise that I am not married and or have no girlfriend so, will you call me? When you do call, his wife answers his phone!
5. My ex-girlfriend called and she is broke down on the side of the rode. I told her I would come help. 3 hours later your getting a phone call from your friends saying that they saw your man out with his ex at the movies!
6. I am going to a bachelor party and "NO" there will not be any strippers. You go to the bachelorette party and you and your girlfriends decided to go out to a strip bar only to end up at the same strip bar as your man!
7. Your man's phone rings and he says that it is a business call and that he must take it. Later you find out it was actually a female whom he met the night before!
8. She is just a friend! Later you find out that she is one of many in a very long list of others!
9. No honey, you are beautiful to me even though you have put on weight. Later, you over here your man talking to a friend saying how much he wished you would loose weight!
10. Your girlfriend's boyfriend has been getting a little to close for comfort but swares he is just being friendly. The next thing you know he is following you to your car and lays a huge kiss on you!
11. My phone froze in my pocket because it is so cold.
12. My phone is roaming so we will have to text from now on.
Yeah Right! Guys! Please stop thinking that your woman is STUPID and does'nt know what you are doing! A WOMAN ALWAYS KNOWS!!!!!
A true friend is......
A true friend is:
1. One who is there for you but voices their concerns because they know you are in trouble and you can not see it.
2. Listens to you well past the fact that you should have been over a situation long ago.
3. A person who listens to you at 3am in the morning when you are crying your eyes out over a LOOSER!!!
4. One who says "your tears meaning nothing to everyone else but everything to them".
5. One who knows you are wrong but stands by your side while bringing reality to your eyes.
6. A person who loves you unconditionaly even when you put an abusive boyfriend before them.
7. A person who is non-judgemental and can trust with your deepest secrets.
8. A person you can rely upon to help and support your through your tough times.
9. A person who has a very TRUE heart even when you do not have one.
10. A person who will be there even when your husband, boyfriend, girlfriend or wife leaves you.
11. A person who knows the value of a true friendship and would never degrade you, talk about you behind your back and or spread malicious lies about you.
ARE YOU A TRUE FRIEND?
HUSBAND, BOYFRIENDS, GIRLFRIENDS, AND WIVES COME AND GO.....BUT TRUE FRIENDS ARE FOREVER!!!
If you were blind
If you were blind, would the sound of my voice attract you to me?
If you were blind, would the sound of my voice intrigue you to strike up a conversation with me?
If you were blind, would the sound of my voice and the way that I spoke attract you to my personality?
If you were blind, would the sound of my voice, the way that I spoke and my personality intrigue you enough to want to know the person inside of me?
If you were blind, but were attracted to the sound of my voice, the way that I spoke, my personality and the person inside of me, could you love me sight unseen?
These questions are to make a person think about getting the know someone for who they are on the inside and not for what they look like on the outside.
What personality type are you?
People often wonder why it is that when they finally get the opportunity to meet someone that they have an interest in, that there is a personality conflict which undoubtly, makes them incompatible.
Every person has their own individual personality but it will fall into one of the following catagories.
An Extravert is a personality type that seeks out thrills in life, is outgoing, assertive, gregarious, has many friends and enjoys making new social contacts, has no problems being affectionate, enjoys being in large crowds, talking and are usually upbeat type of people.
An Introvert is a personality type that is not a thrill seeker, is reserved and quite, not sociable, usually will not start up a conversation much less carry one on, usually has a very small group of friends and does not seek out new social contacts, are homebodies, not very outgoing and usually does not seek out stimulation from others as their own thoughts and imaginations are stimulating enough. Introverts are very low keyed people.
Many times, people meet and get involved with a person with a personality type different from their own only to have things not work out so well. So, the next time you are contemplating getting involved with someone, make sure you know what their personality type is, Extravert or Introvert.
A social, carefree, outgoing person will not get along to well with a reserved, quite, unsociable homebody. :)
Every person has their own individual personality but it will fall into one of the following catagories.
An Extravert is a personality type that seeks out thrills in life, is outgoing, assertive, gregarious, has many friends and enjoys making new social contacts, has no problems being affectionate, enjoys being in large crowds, talking and are usually upbeat type of people.
An Introvert is a personality type that is not a thrill seeker, is reserved and quite, not sociable, usually will not start up a conversation much less carry one on, usually has a very small group of friends and does not seek out new social contacts, are homebodies, not very outgoing and usually does not seek out stimulation from others as their own thoughts and imaginations are stimulating enough. Introverts are very low keyed people.
Many times, people meet and get involved with a person with a personality type different from their own only to have things not work out so well. So, the next time you are contemplating getting involved with someone, make sure you know what their personality type is, Extravert or Introvert.
A social, carefree, outgoing person will not get along to well with a reserved, quite, unsociable homebody. :)
Why women stay single
Ever wonder why most women get turned off by a man and decide to stay single? Well, the RAW truth is that most women will come to that decision if:
1. 75% of your vocabulary is limited to cuss, degrading and or demeaning words. Consider taking a vocabulary course.
2. You are looking for someone to clean your house, cook your meals and do your laundry. Call your mom or hire a maid.
3. You do not know the true meaning of partnership, compassion, passion, romanticism, honesty, trust, individuality, respect, consideration, dependability, liar, cheater, player, friendship, deceiver and accountability. Pick up a dictionary or go to counseling.
4. You are looking for someone to share your world but you have no interest in sharing theirs. Buy a dog.
5. You are arrogant, a alcoholic, drug user, self centered, closed minded, a introvert, home body, out of shape, have no drive, depth, goals or direction in life, have baby mama or ex-wife/girlfriend drama. Do yourself and the next person a HUGE favor, take a personal journey and self evaluate your life before getting involved with anyone.
6. You can not carry on an intelligent or casual conversation. Take a communications course.
7. You are their height or shorter. Most women like to wear heels when they go out so, would like to be the same height as their partner.
8. You don't enjoy just being alive and living life. Occasionally look in the obituaries. You might find yourself there.
9. You can not partake in the everyday responsibilities of being in a relationship. Seek advice from a relationship expert.
10. You are fake, put on a front and wear different masks. Take a course to learn who you really are.
11. You are looking for just sex. Buy a blow up doll or hire a prostitute. A woman should not be your personal play toy because the wrath of a woman scorned buy such, is more furious than being in hell.
12. You are looking for Miss. Barbie Doll. You can find her in the toy section in Wal-Mart.
13. You are not employed, live with mom and dad and have no initiative to better yourself. The Work Force Commissions, Job Corps and Military have many openings.
Guys!! please wake up and clean your act up! :)
1. 75% of your vocabulary is limited to cuss, degrading and or demeaning words. Consider taking a vocabulary course.
2. You are looking for someone to clean your house, cook your meals and do your laundry. Call your mom or hire a maid.
3. You do not know the true meaning of partnership, compassion, passion, romanticism, honesty, trust, individuality, respect, consideration, dependability, liar, cheater, player, friendship, deceiver and accountability. Pick up a dictionary or go to counseling.
4. You are looking for someone to share your world but you have no interest in sharing theirs. Buy a dog.
5. You are arrogant, a alcoholic, drug user, self centered, closed minded, a introvert, home body, out of shape, have no drive, depth, goals or direction in life, have baby mama or ex-wife/girlfriend drama. Do yourself and the next person a HUGE favor, take a personal journey and self evaluate your life before getting involved with anyone.
6. You can not carry on an intelligent or casual conversation. Take a communications course.
7. You are their height or shorter. Most women like to wear heels when they go out so, would like to be the same height as their partner.
8. You don't enjoy just being alive and living life. Occasionally look in the obituaries. You might find yourself there.
9. You can not partake in the everyday responsibilities of being in a relationship. Seek advice from a relationship expert.
10. You are fake, put on a front and wear different masks. Take a course to learn who you really are.
11. You are looking for just sex. Buy a blow up doll or hire a prostitute. A woman should not be your personal play toy because the wrath of a woman scorned buy such, is more furious than being in hell.
12. You are looking for Miss. Barbie Doll. You can find her in the toy section in Wal-Mart.
13. You are not employed, live with mom and dad and have no initiative to better yourself. The Work Force Commissions, Job Corps and Military have many openings.
Guys!! please wake up and clean your act up! :)
Just Friends
Have you ever found yourself in a situation where the person you just ended a relationship with wants to be friends?
The true meaning behind the words "Just Friends" is INTERDEPENDENCE WITHOUT COMMITMENT.
JUST FRIENDS, is a title used by one or both of the partners at the end of a relationship that is filled with deceit, dishonesty and the intent to mislead. It is used because the person ending the relationship, does not have the backbone to be honest about his/her feelings and to gracefully walk away from the relationship.
JUST FRIENDS is often a card played at the end of a relationship because he/she wants to keep the other person on a string for whatever reason. Mainly, because he/she has not found someone else yet, he/she may want to leave the door open to walk in and out of as they please and or keep the option open to use the person for his/her on sexually satisfaction. It is a game of users and a very malicious one that creates FALSE hope and heartache.
Do you really think that after having an intimate relationship with someone where a bond, love and feelings were created, you can just revert back to a friendship? Trying to return to a friendship status after the end of a intimate relationship, is an illusion that people create just to cling on the something that has ended and allows a person to be used as a doormat.
JUST FRIENDS
The true meaning behind the words "Just Friends" is INTERDEPENDENCE WITHOUT COMMITMENT.
JUST FRIENDS, is a title used by one or both of the partners at the end of a relationship that is filled with deceit, dishonesty and the intent to mislead. It is used because the person ending the relationship, does not have the backbone to be honest about his/her feelings and to gracefully walk away from the relationship.
JUST FRIENDS is often a card played at the end of a relationship because he/she wants to keep the other person on a string for whatever reason. Mainly, because he/she has not found someone else yet, he/she may want to leave the door open to walk in and out of as they please and or keep the option open to use the person for his/her on sexually satisfaction. It is a game of users and a very malicious one that creates FALSE hope and heartache.
Do you really think that after having an intimate relationship with someone where a bond, love and feelings were created, you can just revert back to a friendship? Trying to return to a friendship status after the end of a intimate relationship, is an illusion that people create just to cling on the something that has ended and allows a person to be used as a doormat.
JUST FRIENDS
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